Dondi Sweater is the yard lady at Carvette Elementary School. She likes Timmy, and wishes he would play more sports. Every now and then, she slips him some Rice Krispies treats for Total. She also has a job refereeing soccer games. After Rollo stole the miracle report, she began walking towards him, unaware of what he had. Rollo panicked, and dumped it in the trash, where Angel de Manzanas Naranjas would later find it, and pass it along to other people, one of whom was Scutaro Holmes.